Shit that pisses me off ( to be added to frequently)
1- Idiots who put their crap on a 2 seater bench then stand in front of the part I could be sitting on.
2-Fools who are in such a frenzy to get on a crowded bus, they wont get outta the way for me to get off so their sorry ass can fit into the damn thing.
3-Snobs who can't appreciate the joy of being white trash.
4-"You're my friend send this email to everyone then back to me otherwise you don't love me and people will shit on you" emails.
5-Women who don't understand men's need for porn. Unless it's some sorta nasty porn of course.
6-Being too insecure to tell people when they are being knobs.
7-The telephone
8-When good pens die.
9-When you tell people you don't really like meat so the offer you "a nice piece of chicken"
10-Obsessions that the house will burn down if I leave it.
11- Nail biters...the click click makes me homicidal
12-Melted cheese stuck to dishes.
13-People with an intrinsic need to touch wildlife, screw around with it, then wait for days before seeking advise on how they can "help" the animal
14-Mosquitoes in general
15-Email from friends that I have to "open" 10 times to see some ancient joke that wasn't really funny when it originated in the early 90's. BTW, 1 click and you're out. Sorry
16- the garden hose caddy in the back yard that leaks.
17-Buying nice fruit only to throw it in the composter or feed it to the dogs. They had half a cantelope yesterday.
18-The basement storage room. I've not been able to ski in 10 years but still have a pair of racing skis and 4 poles...WTF? Can't seem to let go.
19-When I haven't picked up the dog crap outta the yard and it's rained making it all dog crap soup.
Feel free to add your own.
2-Fools who are in such a frenzy to get on a crowded bus, they wont get outta the way for me to get off so their sorry ass can fit into the damn thing.
3-Snobs who can't appreciate the joy of being white trash.
4-"You're my friend send this email to everyone then back to me otherwise you don't love me and people will shit on you" emails.
5-Women who don't understand men's need for porn. Unless it's some sorta nasty porn of course.
6-Being too insecure to tell people when they are being knobs.
7-The telephone
8-When good pens die.
9-When you tell people you don't really like meat so the offer you "a nice piece of chicken"
10-Obsessions that the house will burn down if I leave it.
11- Nail biters...the click click makes me homicidal
12-Melted cheese stuck to dishes.
13-People with an intrinsic need to touch wildlife, screw around with it, then wait for days before seeking advise on how they can "help" the animal
14-Mosquitoes in general
15-Email from friends that I have to "open" 10 times to see some ancient joke that wasn't really funny when it originated in the early 90's. BTW, 1 click and you're out. Sorry
16- the garden hose caddy in the back yard that leaks.
17-Buying nice fruit only to throw it in the composter or feed it to the dogs. They had half a cantelope yesterday.
18-The basement storage room. I've not been able to ski in 10 years but still have a pair of racing skis and 4 poles...WTF? Can't seem to let go.
19-When I haven't picked up the dog crap outta the yard and it's rained making it all dog crap soup.
Feel free to add your own.
posted by Argh at 21:18
6 Comments:
People who think my dogs are for their and their childrens' entertainment, and demand I make the dogs do tricks just to make their kids laugh.
The situation in Darfur; Woody Allen's voice; chopsticks with really blunt tips; books that are 500+ pages long and whose last 100 pages really suck; children I don't know; ninjas; passive aggressiveness; weak coffee and the people that make weak coffee; the absence of decent lighting on CSI; jamming my toe; fog when I'm driving; unexpected shifts; listening to other people talk about their dreams; ordering veg and getting meat; how James Blunt sings the word "beautiful" in that song that is really, really overplayed; people who whine about the price of gas; rich-ish, straight, white guys with angst; the first and second days of my period; dirty hotel comforters; hair growing where it shouldn't; frat boys at concerts; word verification on Blogger when the code is eleven letters long; underwear that gives me a wedgee every two seconds in yoga; Kermit the Frog and, frankly, most of the muppets; Western religions; George W. Bush's smug face; people who routinely question motive...
I could go on. Hmm... PMS perhaps?
Selfish people, people who have children who shouldn't, people who are so lonely they feel the need to tell you their whole life story (while Im trying to work), bad drivers, that now that Im getting older my body is changing, not having a sex drive anymore, over priced used stuff at Value Village, bad service people, seeing animals dead on the road driven over multiple times, I could also go on...
George Lucas going back and changing his old (good) movies into "special editions" just so that his new (crappy) movies will make sense!
Just to add to your pain... What if the people next door burns their place down? Your place goes up in smoke too. Now you have to worry about whether your next door neighbors are arseholes who like smoking in bed, leaving the oven on, having campfires in basement or have kids who are pyromaniacs. Have another beer. Buy more insurance ;)
J
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