Seasonal shit that pisses me off
-bending over and having your hair stick to your chapstick.
-being in socks and stepping in melted snow, the hours of soaker that results.
-unmatching mitts
-inhaling through your nose to have your snot freeze so you exhale through your nose to thaw the frozen snot creating hours of drippy nose.
-Static
-exhaling and totally fogging up your sunglasses that are necessary unless you want to be snowblind.
-Smiling and having your bottom lip split.
-cold beer just isn't quite the same
-people who drag their feet on the carpet just to shock you.
-The Loblaws commercial for the buttered turkey.
Seasonal shit that pisses other people off:
-Wait, wait, WAIT!!! How about when you go to the doctors or dentist's and you have to take off your boots for the love of Christ and then step in everyone else's shitty snow puddles and walk around with your feet freezing. You spend the whole time eyeing the floor for wet spots on the tile or deciding where you should step on the carpet so you don't get a soaker. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!! I fucking hate it!! If you're gonna make me take off my boots, then give me nice fuzzy slippers, preferably fresh out of the dryer ya bastards.
-being in socks and stepping in melted snow, the hours of soaker that results.
-unmatching mitts
-inhaling through your nose to have your snot freeze so you exhale through your nose to thaw the frozen snot creating hours of drippy nose.
-Static
-exhaling and totally fogging up your sunglasses that are necessary unless you want to be snowblind.
-Smiling and having your bottom lip split.
-cold beer just isn't quite the same
-people who drag their feet on the carpet just to shock you.
-The Loblaws commercial for the buttered turkey.
Seasonal shit that pisses other people off:
-Wait, wait, WAIT!!! How about when you go to the doctors or dentist's and you have to take off your boots for the love of Christ and then step in everyone else's shitty snow puddles and walk around with your feet freezing. You spend the whole time eyeing the floor for wet spots on the tile or deciding where you should step on the carpet so you don't get a soaker. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!! I fucking hate it!! If you're gonna make me take off my boots, then give me nice fuzzy slippers, preferably fresh out of the dryer ya bastards.
posted by Argh at 20:04
3 Comments:
Mmm, we need to make a variation of a hot rum toddy to make it more caramelly, just for winter...
OH smuckers caramel !!!
Wait, wait, WAIT!!! How about when you go to the doctors or dentist's and you have to take off your boots for the love of Christ and then step in everyone else's shitty snow puddles and walk around with your feet freezing. You spend the whole time eyeing the floor for wet spots on the tile or deciding where you should step on the carpet so you don't get a soaker. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!! I fucking hate it!! If you're gonna make me take off my boots, then give me nice fuzzy slippers, preferably fresh out of the dryer ya bastards.
There... now I feel better. :)
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