Easier than leaving a note...

 I'm stealing one of Jasons fancy gluten free beers cause i need to take a pill and they work way better with alcohol lol.  
I refilled the mop bucket in case that's where the pee smell was from and cleaned the outside of the trash can and put the trash out.  
Working from your table and Doodie is going nuts on his toys in the TV room.  

OK gotta organize my Sunday DOA's ffs a woman around the corner keeps finding dead cats.  I'm going to cut the brakes on her car so she stops going out for a bit.   /sarcasm.  OH 2 pm drug time woohoo.

pulled the screen out while we were outside.  This cat has FOMO.